The enlightened President

Yeah, we are in the middle of a horrifying recession. But our president needs to concentrate on what really matters.

Like turning a blind eye to March Madness office pools.

Although the US Department of Justice stubbornly insists all Internet gambling is illegal, the only law on the books has been interpreted by the courts to specifically bar online sports betting.

Barack Obama showed he shares the people's disregard for online gambling laws by appearing on ESPN to make his own bracket picks.

You know, we have never met anyone or seen a situation where someone was busted for this. People need to freakin' relax. Even this contributes to the economy.