Cheerleaders with glasses are hot

From the Vandy/Florida tussle. That is all.

The whole story on Brandon Davies dismissal from BYU

Scene: Monday evening, February 28th around 8:45 pm in Provo, UT. BYU forward Brandon Davies is walking home from the school library. An unassuming gentleman with a short sleeve white shirt and black tie approaches...

Unassuming gentleman: "Hey, you're Brandon Davies!"
Davies: "Yes."
Unassuming gentleman: "Cool, great win against San Diego State! You guys swept them."
Davies: "Yeah, thanks man."
Unassuming gentleman: "Your rebounds and assists were crucial in that game. You kept the momentum from swinging to those guys."
Davies: "Yeah. We were just working hard against a real good team."
Unassuming gentleman (extending hand to shake): "Indeed! By the way, my name is Marcus. Pleasure to meet you. I'm a big fan of yours."
Davies (reciprocates handshake): "Nice to meet you... Wait, did you say you're a fan of mine?"
Marcus: "Yes!"
Davies: "What about Jimmer?"
Marcus: "Yeah, he is good too. But I am a student of the game and I know that without a great supporting cast he would not be all that. Plus I like the unsung heroes."
Davies: "Wow, thanks a lot. I appreciate that."
Marcus: "No problem. Hey, I have a friend that I would like you to meet."
(A mysterious woman appears from the bushes wearing a long buttoned up brown trench coat. Davies recognizes her immediately.)
Davies: "Uhhhhh, that's my girlfriend. Hey honey, why are you dressed like that?"
Marcus: "Oh, she has a present for you. To celebrate your win."
Davies: "Honey, how do you know this guy?"
Girlfriend: "Brandon baby, this is for you. I think it's time now."
(She unbuttons her coat and exposes herself to the chilly night air)
Davies (jaw drops): "What. The. Fuuuuuu..."
Marcus: "Yes sir."
Davies: "Honey, you know we can't do that. The Code and all."
Marcus: "Aw, come on. She's a Black man's kryptonite! A White girl with a big booty. We call 'em PAWGs around my area. How you resisted for so long amazes me. Just let yourself go, no one is looking."
Davies: "Uhhhhhh....."
Girlfriend: "Take me, take me now Brandon!"
(Davies almost uncontrollably grabs her luscious rear end and starts kissing her. Amazingly, BYU's Athletic Director Tom Holmoe just happens to strolls by)
Holmoe: "What is going on here?! Mr. Davies, you know how seriously we take the Honor Code."
Davies: "But but but..."
Holmoe: "I will need to have a talk with coach Rose about this."

Brandon looks around for help but unable to find any as Marcus and Davies' girlfriend have run off. The only thing that he sees is a crumpled game program on the ground that says "SDSU - BYU, Saturday, February 26th @ Viejas Arena" on it.

fin.

A boring Wednesday

Although it's rare, sometimes we will take a look at the schedule of games for a particular day and yawn. Yesterday was one of those days:

* Georgetown and Connecticut? UConn wins there, no surprises.
* Michigan and Illinois? Does it matter who wins at this point?
* Oklahoma State and Texas? You kidding me? There were probably fools in Vegas who bet on the Cowboys though.

So in the meantime enjoy the pic. We'll be back later today for something more substantive. Maybe.

By the way, we can't believe ESPN would show a game featuring St. Mary's and San Diego but not a single SDSU game. What up with that?

The first M2M Liveblog of the season!

We will be liveblogging the BYU/UNLV game tonight at 10 pm eastern. Come join us! It will be sexy times.

(Note: Image only representation of March to Madness liveblog participation. Actual liveblog participation may vary)

A complete game

San Diego St 90 - UC Santa Barbara 64

It happened. It finally happened. An excellent showing by the Aztecs in all phases of the game. Excellent field goal shots (56%), 3 point shots (50%), free throw shots (82%!), rebounds, everything. Our story has always been... Wait, we'll just let one of the players explain:

"Usually the first half is always kind of lazy for us, we always start off kind of slow and then we pick it up in the second half."
- SDSU forward Billy White

There. And we all know that you can't keep winning games like that. They'll be one team that will produce such a lead going into the half that you can't overcome it in the second. But as the flow chart shows we were hitting on all cylinders last night -



This is how you play to win the game. Now only if we can do this every game.

Celebration

In honor of SDSU being ranked for the first time in both the AP (#18) and coaches poll (#22), here are the Top 25 Cheerleaders in the AP poll!



In order from left to right (as of 11/22) - Duke, Michigan State, Ohio State, Kansas State, Pittsburgh, Kansas, Villanova, Kentucky, Syracuse, Purdue, Missouri, Baylor, Washington, Memphis, Minnesota, Florida, Georgetown, San Diego State, Illinois, Texas, Temple, Gonzaga, BYU, Tennessee, North Carolina

Which one do YOU like?

(HT: Bleacher Report)

UPDATE: Sad Temple. That cheerleader above seemed worried about the Cal game too.

We wish turkey only cost a nickle

This is the "G" version of this picture. Click above for the "PG-13" prep version.

Our viewing schedule:

Monday, November 22nd
Wichita St. at Connecticut - 3 pm (game of interest)
Oklahoma at Kentucky - 5:30 pm
San Diego St. at Miami (Ohio) - 7 pm (game of interest)
Marquette at Duke - 7:30 pm
Gonzaga at Kansas St. - 9:30 pm (game of interest)

Tuesday, November 23rd
Virginia at Washington - 12 am (yes, we will be up. Steve's bringing the Red Bull)
Butler at Siena - 7 pm

Wednesday, November 24th
VCU at Tennessee - 7 pm
UCLA at Villanova - 9 pm

So what about Thursday through Sunday? Who knows. Depends on how these tournaments are going but we will pay special attention to the Cancun Challenge. Why? Because it's Cancun, bitch.

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

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March to Madness presents... Can you take my picture?


You know NSFW. I won't remember (click on picture for full view).

Don't tell Mrs. March to Madness

Believe it or not we are watching the women's Final Four Oklahoma / Stanford (with bottles of wine and other assorted booze). And we are actively engaged in it making comments to each other.

And it doesn't hurt that Oklahoma coach Sherri Coale is a freaking MILF!

Phil Knight, Nike and well heeled Ducks

Reportedly the University of Oregon wants to offer Michigan State coach Tom Izzo a contract worth somewhere north of $32 million dollars over multiple years to become their next basketball coach.

Yes, Tom Izzo.

Heck, why not Mike Krzyzewski? Jim Calhoun? Roy Williams?

How freaking ridiculous is this? Izzo is no John Calipari folks.

UPDATE: It is so ridiculous that coach Izzo had to take time out of preparing his team against Butler in the Final Four to deny being interested.

Totally off topic

Women we think are hot but our wives think we're nuts...

Emily Watson (Best Movie: Breaking the Waves)


Tilda Swinton (Best Movie: Constantine)


Yeardley Smith (The voice of Lisa Simpson)


Elizabeth Peña (Best Movie: Jacob's Ladder)

2 Brits, a Frenchie and a Cuban. Talk about United Colors of Benetton. We could mention women who we think are hot and our wives agree but what's the fun there? Plus the wives would get mad. So there. Back to college hoops!

San Diego State lost??

We told you so.

Yeah, the picture has nothing to do with the Aztecs loss against BYU. Sue us.

Hello NIT.

Hello, Kitty

Our viewing schedule:

SATURDAY
Michigan State at Minnesota (game of interest) - Noon
Boston College at Virginia Tech - 1:30 pm
Marquette at Syracuse - 2 pm
DePaul at Notre Dame - 2 pm
Arkansas at Kentucky - 4 pm
Texas at UConn - 4 pm
Dayton at St. Joseph's - 6 pm
St. Bonaventure at Duquesne - 7 pm

SUNDAY
Pittsburgh at Seton Hall (game of interest) - 2 pm

So take care of that morning wood and get yer game on. Oklahoma's Lesli Jones ought to do it for ya (Not Safe For Anything). That's right, we like our women voluptuous, bushy or both.

At least there's one thing we're good at

T & A. Go Aztecs.

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... Forgotten memories

Remember American Idol Sanjaya's sister? Click on link to recall that memory.

Don't be hating

Say what you will about the Duke Blue Devils, but they have their fans.

Fans who want to marry and make babies with them.



So as much as you hate Gregory Russell Paulus and Jonathan James Scheyer, they got chicks waiting for them to impregnate.

Congrats Blue Devils on the win against Texas.

Yes, we are still happy about the win

GO AZTECS!



Now comes the real work with whomever we are paired with in the first round...

Syracuse played against Nova?

Cue the Mariah Carey redux:



Villanova says "It's like that" to Syracuse, pasting them 102 to 85. We would have much rather watched Mariah shake her boobs around than that fiasco. Wrong game to do a liveblog. But the nudity was ok.

Meanwhile, fans in Orange Nation are beyond pissed. We would be too if we got bitch slapped like that. It's like that.

San Diego State ranked #1

...in cheerleading.



Hey, it's something. Go Aztecs!

We suck

Are you kidding me?! Are we so terrible that opposing teams make bets against us before games??

University of Arizona sophomore forward Jamelle Horne was asked at the press conference if Wednesday’s victory over San Diego State carried any special meaning for him.

"You know, we even had a little wager on the game. So I’ll be going out to dinner, and my dinner will be paid for," Horne said.

Fuck me! Fisher, you better do something about this shit or else we are gonna be the laughing stock of the college basketball world just like our football team is.

*sigh* In other news...



Bettie Page dead? *double sigh* This has turned out to be a sad day indeed. We usually end posts on Friday with "Happy Friday" but that seems inappropriate today.