Wednesday, April 29, 2009


No Moment of Zen today. We'll get you guys next week. But we do have the sad ballad of West Virginia guard Joe Mazzulla:

Such a promising young star, the world was at his feet.

Little did we know he was a thug who only "looked" clean cut and neat.

Got rowdy at a Pittsburgh Pirates game.

Underage drinking seems to be his thaaaaaang.

Grabbed a girl so hard made her neck snap back.

Still coach Huggins wouldn't give him the ax.

Now he's been arrested again, but out on bail.

Now all we can say about Joe Mazzulla is...

Thursday, April 23, 2009


Yeah, we have taken a little bit of a vacation blog wise. But we are still within our rules of 1-2 posts per week during the off season.

And we loved Phil Hartman so much. Newsradio was the funniest show with him in the cast.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... Guy Fawkes

NSFW... Too bad Natalie Portman didn't do this

Monday, April 20, 2009

This motherf-er is sick

Let the OJ Mayo/Erik Murphy style recruiting madness begin!

Introducing John Wall. Your wife/girlfriend would sleep with him (and we mean penetration activity, not "cuddling") if it meant that he would commit to her favorite college.

And Wall knows this. Should be interesting.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Let the off season chicanery begin!

Norfolk State forward Brandon Monroe must be bored (and broke). But we have to give him style points for organizing a scam where two of his bitches set up a couple of soldiers for the jackin'. And yes, it seems like little people were involved too.

In an affidavit for a search warrant filed in Norfolk Circuit Court, police wrote that while investigating an April 3 robbery at hotel on North Military Highway, they spoke with Jourdan Ellison who told them that she and Shannon Jordan "were sent out to find two victims to rob."

"They met two military members at a bar and lured them back to the Americas Best Value Inn where they were robbed at gunpoint," Detective F. E. Curott wrote in the affidavit.

Ellison told police that Brandon Monroe, and Lyndel Gamble, who goes by the nickname "Little Folk," and a third unidentifed male whose nickname is "Little Man," had committed the robberies, Curott wrote in the affidavit.

Police arrested Brandon Monroe a short while later and he told them "he was just the driver during the robbery," Curott wrote.

Wow, how does the school feel about this?

"It is extremely unfortunate that this has happened," athletics director Marty L. Miller said.

Enough said.

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... Forgotten memories

Remember American Idol Sanjaya's sister? Click on link to recall that memory.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Ah, the off season...

...where our thoughts turn to useless crap. Like our personal fav white trash gal, Lindsay Lohan.

She's failed at movies, she's failed at being a lesbian, and now for the sign of ultimate fail she is going to be nude in an indie flick to restart her career.

The 21-year-old has agreed to "full frontal" nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama. An insider told The Sun: "Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring."

Yes. Because that worked so well for Elizabeth Berkley.

6 more months until college hoops. Just keep on repeating that to yourselves.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Rules of Engagement

We've mentioned all this in bits and pieces throughout this blog, but we thought maybe it would be a perfect time to distill it down in one bite sized post. We call these our off-season posting rules.

Now that college hoops is done, we switch over to our three other loves in life to help occupy us in the void (in no particular order):

A) College football
B) Politics
C) Cooking

So expect a healthy dose of our adventures in the kitchen, why Florida QB Tim Tebow is not a man but in fact a machine, and why we think Present Obama is the only hope you have left, citizen.

Also, we always made a point to at least post once a day, if not more. During the off-season expect us to shift that down and post 1 to 2 times a week.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Will the Moment of Zen Wednesdays continue? It's the only joy I have in my life.
Of course, meat beater. We would never give that up.

When will you stop with the off-topic crap and get back to the hoops?
Between October and November.

Does this mean you guys will NOT talk about college basketball until October?
Sure we will. If there is a breaking story or something we find interesting, you'll find it here. Like how could Kent State be so stupid as to try to recruit a guy who has previously broken commitments with Miami of Ohio, Providence, Long Beach State and Oregon State? And now it looks like he will leave the Golden Flashes for Hawaii. Good job.

What else do you guys do when there is no college hoops on?
Drink and make drinks for others to drink.

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... For the ladies

NSFW... Ladies or non-traditional men only!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Stay and fight

Give him a fucking siren for this comment!

I hope more college guys take a look at Tyler Hansbrough, Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Danny Green and decide that they, too, want to put off the NBA for a year and try for a national championship. I want to see more teams like that. I want to see more guys who decide they can wait for the NBA. I'm just hoping it starts a trend. I hope that Tyler Hansbrough makes it cool to stay in school.
- Matthew J. Darnell, The Dagger

Amen brother.

Burn baby burn

Congratulations to the University of North Carolina Tar Heels for beating
Michigan State in the championship game!

Some burn things to remember. Others burn things to forget.

EAST LANSING, Mich. (AP)—Authorities have reported 12 fires and 21 arrests in the city that’s home to Michigan State University after its basketball team lost the national championship.

You will not believe it but a few of us miss this game completely. Life happens sometimes in the most cruel and unusual ways. So no post game analysis for us. And now we are done and the harsh reality of the off season is upon us. We always advise you to take care of the things you neglected during the season. Like your wife. Your kids. They probably miss you.

And this blog will switch to our off-season posting schedule starting today. Our rules of engagement will be posted tomorrow!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Busy work day

Sorry about being lite on the posting, real life is slapping us around and calling us Susan. But Vegas was fun! We watched the UConn/Michigan State game at Sushi Samba at the Palazzo:

After stuffing ourselves with sashimi and Sapporo we rolled out of the restaurant and on to the casino floor totally forgetting about the UNC/Villanova game. But it looks like we didn't miss much there as Nova got punched in the mouth.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Weekend out

Dr. Saturday is money. Hat tip to you sir for calling our attention to this article from ONIONS!!! Sorry, The Onion. Got a little Raftery in us.

Again, The Onion shows us what true genius is about.

We will be going to Vegas this weekend to watch the Final Four among other things. Actually by the time you read this we may already be in our cars driving there (thank you auto post). We don't think our room has internet access because we are too cheap. But if it does, then expect some posts from Sin City during the games. Expect some cheesecake photos as well because one of our hobbies is making fun of that ONE drunk girl at the casino bar.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Inside the numbers

John Calipari's contract with the University of Kentucky:

Base - $400,000.00
Each year he decides to stay at Kentucky - $3,000,000.00
Country Club membership - $75,000.00 (approx)
Two cars supplied by the university - $160,000.00 (approx - you know Calipari's taste)
Performance incentives - Unknown

So there you go. If he does well, he will get in excess of $4mm a year. Which makes him the richest coach in the history of college basketball.


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Erin Andrews naked!

It's not too often that we here at M2M get something like this from our fans...

Click here!

Thank you!!!

The $4 million dollar man

So Mr. Corporate is now a part of Kentucky.

Hey coach Calipari, this isn't Conference USA, it's the SEC (speed!). Competition is a little more brutal around these parts. Just a little though. Man that conference was a mess this year.

But I got moxie!

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March To Madness presents... Surprise (again)!

NSFW... We wonder what the heck happened