We have railed against the One-And-Done rule countless times. And throughout this tournament we have made our opinion of Sir Charles known.
But amazingly enough we are both in complete agreement that this 1 year removed from high school rule is killing both college and pro basketball. You have to hear what Barkley says about this.
Yes, we are agreeing with the "great blow job" dude. What has this world come to...
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Charles Barkley said something intelligent
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Randoms
Some stuff of note while we wait for Thursday:
* Missouri fans are not necessarily in love with their 1 in eight hundred and thirty three odds of wining the National Championship. As a matter of fact they seem very melancholy about it.
* Since when does a Marquette win over Xavier in the 2nd round of the tournament count as an upset? Has Mr. Westmoreland ever seen these two teams play? Even with his preposterous question he still predicts Xavier will win the game 75 to 72.
* We ganked this from Rock M Nation's "pick a caption" contest because we felt we had the perfect caption...
Len Elmore thinking to himself "This guy is totally more popular than I am"
Ok, be safe out there today citizens. The madness begins tomorrow.
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Saturday, March 5, 2011
Oh you have got to be KIDDING us
It seems a certain Bleacher Report individual is complaining that there are too many west coast games in this year's Tournament. Yes. Too many. As in a possible west coast bias. Let's think about this...
a) How many east coast teams are in the top 25?
b) How many east coast teams are shown on TV?
b) How many east coast teams will be selected on Selection Sunday?
d) How many.... you get the picture.
The only west coast teams people are really talking about are SDSU and BYU. This is out of hundreds of Division I-A programs. And don't say those are the only good teams. What about Arizona? St. Mary's? Texas? So forgive the NCAA for showing a little respect and give some exposure to the left coast. A little inconvenience never killed anyone. Not like us westerners never had to deal with it.
Some people just aren't satisfied with what they have. Pew pew!
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Renardo Sidney is an idiot
So everyone has probably heard that before the Miss State/Kentucky game last week Wildcat students got a hold of Bulldog forward Sidney's phone number and left harassing messages. The gang at Rush The Court discovered that Sidney actually had his phone number for public consumption on his Facebook page prior to that. Who does that? Really?
That fat kid has issues. Which means he's perfect for the NBA.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Man we hate the NBA
So here's the story. St. John's uses Madison Square Garden for their home basketball games. This is usually the arena where the New York Knicks play. So security for St. John's games are usually the same guys who work Knicks games.
St. John's beats Duke (remember that?), which was momentous for the Red Storm. The kids are happy. They want to run on to the court to celebrate with their team. No biggie, right? Happens all the time in college hoops.
Well, the MSG security bozos have a rule to not allow fans to come on to the court before/during/after NBA games. And most dumb NBA fans know that so it never happens. Security was unprepared for this at the college level. So what do they do when the fans start pouring on to the court?
They start subduing kids by means of asphyxiation...
Stay classy, MSG security.
(HT: Rush The Court)
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Monday, January 31, 2011
Poll Watching for Week 13

Notes are based on numeric ranking -
1) Until Ohio State loses they deserve to have da numba one spot!
4) Based on wins against quality opponents Pittsburgh should be ranked second. You telling us that the Big 12 has tougher opponents than the Big East? No? And Texas has more loses than Pitt. At the very least it should be Kansas at 2nd and Pitt at 3rd.
5) Dang, talk about name brand loyalty! Two loses, one in horrifying fashion and Duke is still in the top 5?
7) BYU losing to New Mexico keeps San Diego State above them even though we lost to the Cougars.
8) Beating SDSU moves BYU up 2 spots even though they lost to UNM.
17) Behold the power of 7! Pittsburgh and Villanova were mulligans but the voters are now starting to penalize Syracuse 7 spots for every lose thereafter (7 spot drop after Seton Hall and another 7 after Marquette).
20) Really? Over Penn State?
21) Really?! Over Penn State?!
22) Really... oh, you get the message.
Yes, we are on the Penn State bandwagon.
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Friday, December 31, 2010
880

Why are people so concerned with Duke coach Krzyzewski and his 880 wins? He passed Dean Smith and with a handful of wins will pass Booby Knight. But who cares. Will those wins get the Blue Devils an ACC Championship? Will those wins get them another Final Four appearance?
Will those wins get Duke another National Championship?
We think not. So once again who cares. Titles are what people respect, not wins. Just ask Dan Marino.
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Sense and Sensibility in the NCAA



What does Ted Forstmann, Vegas and Rachel Newman-Baker have in common?
So let's get this straight. President of powerful talent agency company makes deal to represent college basketball coaches? Check. Also makes deal for licensing and marketing of college basketball? Check. Then turns around and starts betting on college basketball games to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars? Check. So the NCAA Director of Agent, Gambling and Amateurism tells the public she intends to do nothing? Check.
But she then turns around and bans a poor kid from Turkey from playing for Kentucky because he made a couple of bones playing for his national team? Oh, we got that checked.
Oi vey, NCAA.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
W-T-F
Pop quiz, hotshots! You're on Jeopardy. You pick famous coaches for $200. Alex Trebek asks you which school did the legendary John Wooden coach at. What do you do? What do you do?
Geeeeeez, Mrs. March To Madness could have gotten that...
(HT: The Dagger)
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Monday, April 5, 2010
I want money. That's what I want.
Have we said how much we love the NCAA in their infinite wisdom?
No?
Well then.
We don't really. They treat these kids like indentured servants, come up with the most asinine rules (our fav was when they penalized a school because one of their basketball players went back home to whatever foreign country they were from to compete in the Olympics on that player's national team. Why would the NCAA penalize the school for that? Because the player got a small stipend from the country's government.), we can go on and on. Looks like this idea of expanding the NCAA Tournament from 65 teams to 96 teams with the first 32 teams getting a bye is going to come true. Never in our wildest nightmares could we imagine the NCAA fucking something up so badly.
There can only be ONE reason for this. Hit it, Diddy.
Yup. Fuckers.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Culture Clash
Although other blogs may be more tasteful in talking about the upcoming Cornell / Kentucky game we are not afraid to stoop to the lowest common denominator.


This game will feature lumbering slow White people destined to be doctors/lawyers/accountants versus fast agile Black people destined for the NBA! And you know what that means...

Kentucky FTW!
March to Madness. Not afraid to start flame wars and idiotic controversies since 2007.
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
And now, a special comment

National Public Radio and Sports Illustrated's Frank Deford talks about the merits of expanding the NCAA Tournament to 96 teams.
Needless to say he makes the coaches look like fools.
On another programming note make sure to tune in tonight for our coverage of the opening rounds.
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Sunday, March 7, 2010
We're getting freaking pissed off here

SDSU? Hardly...
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Oh can we please stop this now
For the love of Pete this has gone on far enough. Yeah, we like John Wall and all but really? REALLY??
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Monday, February 22, 2010
People don't mature anymore
They stay jackasses all their lives.
- Bill Erwin
Is DeMarcus Cousins the most immature player in college basketball? You know he nearly blew Kentucky's win over Vanderbilt. We gave him a free pass on the Mississippi Sate situation. But damn. Really, Cuz?
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Games watched last night

1) Wake Forest 83, Virginia Tech 87
From the bad Wake three point shot ruling to the blown Wake substitution player to the bad Tech foul-no-foul decision it was one bad call after another all game. Nothing says competent officiating like the ACC!

2) Kentucky 81, Mississippi State 75
I guess you shouldn't call opposing players nigger via text message before a crucial game. The Wildcats made Bulldog students sick by hijacking that game in overtime. To top it all off Mississippi State turned into West Virginia by throwing water bottles on the court. Stay classy Aryan youth.
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Friday, February 5, 2010
We still would not support the expansion of the NCAA Tournament to 96 teams even though that would allow San Diego State to get into the Big Dance because they are always the perennial bubble out team in the current 64 format.
Go Azte... Aw, fuck it.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
The SEC is turning into the NFL
As in the No Fun League...
SEC Bylaw 10.5 – Sportsmanship
SEC Sportsmanship Policy On Access To Competition Areas
The institutions of the Southeastern Conference have approved new sportsmanship policies designed to limit access to competition areas for all sports.
The policy imposes significant institutional financial penalties for violations in the sports of football, men’s and women’s basketball, at the discretion of the commissioner. Institutional financial penalties range from:
* $5,000 for a first offense
* up to $25,000 for a second offense
* up to $50,000 for a third and subsequent offense.
Well the University of South Carolina got caught up in this mess after beating #1 ranked Kentucky. What's worse is this was their second infraction. Yup kids, reference rule above to see how much that fine was. Thank goodness the students chipped in to help defray the cost. Once again the SEC in their infinite wisdom makes a boneheaded decision.
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Sunday, January 3, 2010
Fresh out on bail out of jail Tennessee dreaming
Que pasa?!
Like we promised, we were gonna keep you updated on this...
KNOXVILLE - Four University of Tennessee basketball players remain free on bond today, a day after their arrests on drug and weapons charges when a Knoxville police officer stopped the car they were riding in for speeding on Alcoa Highway near Kingston Pike.
Inside the vehicle, according to DeBusk, officers found a handgun under the driver’s seat, "accessible by either the driver or left rear seat passenger." They also found a handgun, with an altered serial number under the passenger seat, accessible by either the front seat passenger or right rear seat passenger, according to DeBusk. They also found a baggy of marijuana and an open container of alcohol.
All in all it was a total of $7,000 bond. And indefinite suspension. And the possible loss of scholarships. And the possible expulsion from school. And the taint of being criminals. All for pot. And booze.
Good job!
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Friday, January 1, 2010
You can't spell thug without the UT

Lesson number one: If you are getting pulled over during a traffic stop, hide the weed!
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Four Tennessee basketball players, including starting senior forward Tyler Smith, are facing felony gun and misdemeanor drug charges.
Tyler Smith, Cameron Tatum, Brian Williams and Melvin Goins were arrested after a traffic stop around noon on Friday.
According to a police report, officers smelled marijuana coming from the car and found a handgun with an altered serial number, a bag of marijuana and an open container of alcohol. Tatum was driving.
All kinds of fail going on with this shit. We'll keep you posted.
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