Showing posts with label Bruce and Pat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bruce and Pat. Show all posts

Monday, March 21, 2011

Tennessee basketball is winning



Oh, there is so much wrongness going on in that Tweet. First, why was Pearl fired?? What, do you live under a rock? That's akin to someone coming up to you and asking "why was Reagan president?"

Next, he was fired for allegedly lying to investigators? No honey baby, that was an absolute damned fact he was lying to the NCAA.

So now we wait and see what the official penalties and sanctions will be for the Vols. Just because Bruce is gone doesn't mean they are off the hook.



Friday, March 18, 2011

Pearl Watch: Tennessee/Michigan

Is Bruce Pearl a dead mam walking? For every game they play it has the possibility to be his last, so the Volunteers in essence are fighting not for a possible NCAA championship but for Pearl's career.

Game odds: Tennessee -1 1/2



Go Vols!



Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Bruce Pearl out at Tennessee?

We're not ones to start or flame unfounded rumors...

Oh who are we kidding, yes we are! But there is some serious chatter out there that as soon as the Volunteers get bounced out of the Tournament Bruce is gone baby gone.

More to report soon.



Thursday, February 24, 2011

We love this commercial



Coaches dancing to a funky song. It's not crazy, it's college basketball.



Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Welcome Back, Kotter




Maybe Bruce Pearl should stay away from coaching Tennessee in games permanently. From start to finish Kentucky controlled this contest especially on the boards. Couple that with the Volunteers inability to buy a shot makes for a not so sweet return and a 12 point loss.

We better stop our commentary here before Brandy Pearl says we are crucifying another Jew.



Saturday, January 15, 2011

Boob tube

Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl admits to ESPN that it's hard to watch his team play on TV...



Yeah, we feel the same way.

Bazinga.



Saturday, January 1, 2011

The downward spiral continues



College of Charleston 91 - Tennessee 78

Diagram of a basketball team in free fall:

A) Coach is sanctioned for breaking NCAA rules and then lying about it? Check.
B) Team then goes out and loses against inferior schools? Check.
C) Coach explodes during a game, is ejected and team goes on to lose said game? Check.

The Dude would take a look at the Vols and say "Look, nothing is fucked here, man." However...




Friday, December 10, 2010

Too many Black kids



Yesterday at the Consol Energy Center where 11th ranked Tennessee is preparing to play the 3rd ranked Panthers of Pittsburgh...

Coach Bruce Pearl: "The SEC needed a team to volunteer to play at Pitt without a return game, and we were stupid enough to do it. It's what Tennessee does with scheduling. This is a balance between respect and fear. The quality of Pitt's play will scare us, but we've got to make sure we respect ourselves enough to not lose by much."

Vols guard Cam Tatum: "You go in there with your hard on knowing it will help you down the road as well as see where the team is at."

Vols center Brian Williams: "Growing up I watched Pitt basketball, and it has always been a tough team with a lot of Black kids who are tough and strong. They will come into this game looking to destroy us, and we can't beat a team like Pitt."



Fin. And go Vols!



Friday, November 19, 2010

Pat to be without Bruce for awhile

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Southeastern Conference commissioner Mike Slive has suspended Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl for the Volunteers' first eight conference games as punishment for violating NCAA rules and misleading investigators.


In essence this is a slap on the wrist for willfully lying to NCAA investigators.  We feel former Indiana coach Sampson did LESS and was fired and practically banned from coaching.  Are you kidding us?  Yes, Sampson was scum and Pearl is a likable guy and winning coach.  But should that matter?



Thursday, November 27, 2008

Surfing around before the holidays

File under HI-LARIOUS!: Coach Bruce Pearl's ex-wife is putting that alimony to good use. She opened up her own business in Knoxville, a hair and nail salon.

Called... Alimony's.

Nice. You go girl. Although we still can't fault the Tennessee coach for dumping you for "fresher" meat.

From this -


To this -


You decide. (HT: The Dagger)

How in sam hell do you hold a team's best scorer and the nation's #1 scorer SCORELESS the entire game and still lose by 30?

DAVIDSON, N.C. (AP) -- No points for Stephen Curry, no problem for No. 24 Davidson.

In a bizarre game that saw the nation's leading scorer go scoreless and attempt only three shots because of constant double teams, the Wildcats still overwhelmed Loyola (Md.) 78-48 on Tuesday in the consolation round of the NIT Season Tip-Off.


WTFOMGPWND! The first blogpoll of the regular season is coming out next week and we know we are gonna rank the Wildcats high.

Kansas no more, beaten by the Orange in overtime. Sparta? Naw...

Housekeeping note: We probably will not be posting anything until Monday, but start looking for us at Sports Illustrated where we will be pulling double duty. More info to follow and happy turkey weekend.



Monday, March 10, 2008

Happy scalpers and an angry raccoon

OMFG!!!!11! Work is slow enough to allow me to do a timely Monday post!

Scalpers at George Washington University are in it for love of the job, not monetary gain.

"There's no profit in it," said WG, one of the two scalpers who would not give his full name, for fear of arrest for scalping - a crime in the District. "This place almost never sells out and tickets are only 12 bucks."

"We just do this for fun," said WG, who is currently attending nursing school. "It's just something to do. Sometimes we'll do this and then go to the games."


If only we all had jobs like that. But some say that because the Colonials currently suck, scalping tickets to sucky games just doesn't bring them in anymore.

Ron Schneeberger, a frequenter of men's basketball games, said there used to be a lot more scalpers in past years.

"When we had winning seasons and many people came to the games, we used to see many scalpers out here," Schneeberger said. "But this year I've only seen two or three at games."


Next up, pissed off raccoon dislocates Pat Summitt's shoulder.

I momentarily lost it," Summitt told WBIR-TV in Knoxville. "The raccoon was about to attack... fortunately nothing happened but a dislocated shoulder..."

"When I realized what could have happened, it almost brought me to tears," she said. "It wasn't very smart on my part."


Yeah, those Tennessee raccoons are tough. You could have almost been knocked the fuck out.


Oh, I don't want just a piece of you, Pat. I want the whole thing!!!

Oh yeah, Bruce Pearl loves Erin Andrews. A lot. (HT: NCAA BB FanHouse)



Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bruce Pearl moonlights as a color commentator

Good ole Tennessee coach Pearl stopped by the Lady Vols / Arkansas game to do a little live analysis with the play by play man. There might be a few reasons for this...

1) He is testing the waters for an eventual career in broadcasting
2) Being a freshly divorced bachelor he now has more free time
3) Trying out new angle to get in Pat Summitt's pants

But the bottom line was me sitting there thinking "What the fuck did Bruce Pearl just say?" This was all I got from his loud, inaudible play calling:

Dickie V!

Ohhhh, outside and inside!

Highlight!


Shit, you try to figure it out...



Saturday, October 27, 2007

They'll still think I'm crazy

Submitted for your approval. Pat and Bruce. Think about this. Why on earth would they be hugging on each other talking about how their basketball programs will make a significant run this comming March. They are recently divorced. They have denied all the rumors.

No no. Just a coincidence that we got divorced at the same time and we hang out with each other.

Taken during the South Carolina / Tennessee football game...



Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Tuesday Randoms...

Hey, just because Tennessee's Duke Crews is indefinitely suspended don't count the Vols out yet.

"We're all disappointed," head coach Bruce Pearl told The Tennessean on Sunday. "Duke's gotta surround himself with better people and make better decision. The consequences are pretty severe."

Why am I wincing when coach Pearl is taking the moral high ground... Hey coach, it's just a little POT! Not like he dumped his wife for a shot at freshly divorced Pat Summitt...

Did I just type that? Apologies. Yeah.


Marriage, like a national championship can be very fleeting...

Anyhoo, he goes on to talk about how transfers Tyler Smith and J.P. Prince (cousin of Tayshaun Prince) will fill Crews' void. Smith was a power at Iowa. I think these two will give Tennessee a frontcourt boost, but I still think there will be a drop off in production by the absence of Crews. SEC Hoops feels that Crews will be back by the first game.

Vegas odds on the 2008 National Championship are out and UNC has the worst odds of +500 with a gang load of teams getting the best odds of +20000 (including SDSU of course). Maybe the blogpoll should be based on Vegas odds...

Not like I'm encouraging betting. Oh who am I kidding, if I'm in Vegas during the season I'll lay down a couple of bones.