Holy crap...

Our alma mater is involved in the drug wars now?!

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Authorities have arrested nearly 100 people and seized guns and drugs in a sting operation at San Diego State University in California, the Drug Enforcement Administration said Tuesday.

Among those arrested were 75 students, some of them working toward criminal justice or homeland security degrees. One criminal justice major was charged with possession of guns and cocaine, authorities said.

One student sent a mass text message offering a "sale" on cocaine, the DEA said in a news release.

Campus police and the DEA began their undercover operation after the death of a student from an overdose in May 2007, the news release said. A second overdose death occurred as recently as February at a fraternity house.

O-M-F-G... When we went there the only thing making the rounds was cheap pot and Natural Light. I guess they have grown up. *stunned*

Worse than 2 Girls 1 Cup

The chorus to this song goes: "Zac, I love you. Zac, I wanna rub you. So beautiful and tender. A male, the perfect gender."



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America, fuck yeah!

(Major HT: EDSBS)

Bust a nut wherever you are

Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle arrested for masterbating in the school library.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Books tend to turn me on too. What? Maybe it was the woman? Noooooo.....

Not only that, it looks like we have a serial masterbator:

A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate. A similar description of the man was given in both incidents, police said.

Ed DeChellis need to find this guy a girl who'll put out.

I smell fear

I think there might have been a bit of confusion with the Davidson students...



Actually you are at a basketball... Eh, nevermind. Maybe that is why you lost today.

And could someone tell me why Davidson's hottest shooter, Stephen Curry gave the ball up down two with just 5 seconds left in the game?!

And he gave it to a piss poor 3 point shooter to boot! Aye!

Stuff

First... I hate to sound like a broken record a broken record, but I'm still stuck on yesterday.


(HT: With Leather)

Second, our updated bracket...



Third... Off topic, but Jeez Louise. If this is how we are raising our children then we are in a shitstorm of karmic trouble. When I saw this it just took my breath away. I just hope it is isolated to the southern region of the country (whom I affectionately call the "write off" district).


It's ok. When we get older we'll get impregnated by Black men and then give our babies up for adoption to Gay couples.

Afternoon delight

Can we review that Xavier / West Virginia game again?



Ok...

*scratches head*

*sighs*

*tries to compose self*

Aw fuck it... HOW ON EARTH DOES WEST "FUCKIN" VIRGINIA ALLOW XAVIER'S RED HOT SHOOTER B.J. RAYMOND TO BE ON AN ISLAND LIKE THAT IN OVERTIME WITH ONLY SECONDS LEFT?!?!?!?!?!?!?11111?!?11

I was actually babysitting for a friend during that game. When baby "Madness", who is a Musketeers fan saw Raymond's shot...


Hey, gimme a light will ya? That ends that. Game over.

In other news, Davidson to pay travel, lodging and tickets for 300 students to see their school get ass-raped by Wisconsin tonight.

"The response was tremendous and frankly, surprisingly large," school spokeswoman Stacey Schmeidel said Thursday. "We actually have a lot more students who want to go, but we're trying to find more buses."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the same type of sentiment existed by the gringos on the day before the Battle of San Antonio de Béxar.

UCLA is freakin' lucky

THIS AIN'T SKILL!!!!!!


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I'm not bashing the Bruins. But two games where the rules were ignored in UCLA's favor?

Does being under .500 make you a winner?

So, University of Detroit coach Perry Watson resigned.

"I was blessed to have the opportunity to bring excitement and winning back to Titan Territory," Watson said in a statement released by the school.

Detroit's record the past four seasons is 48-74, including 7-23 this season.


WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!

And this after the 60 to 37 schellacking the Titans received at the hands of Wright State.

Every head a planet I guess... Some people would call coach Watson a winner, some would call him a unmitigated disaster.

We hate whiners too

A 27 year old man got tired of hearing an 11 year old complain about losing a basketball game. So he did what all of us would have done. He walked up to her and introduced his knuckles to her face!

The girl and her brothers had been fussing about losing a basketball game when (Johntia Luwonziea) Barnette went into the bathroom and punched her in the mouth, saying he was tired of her running her mouth...

The girl suffered a swollen and split upper lip.

We'll be back with some substantial posts come Blogpoll release tomorrow.

You lose, now collect your prize!

You say you've had to leave in disgracefully from two universities? We want to name our basketball court after you!

BUTTE, Mont. (AP) - Montana Tech has no plans to change the name of its new basketball court, despite recent allegations against its namesake, former Indiana men's basketball coach Kelvin Sampson, athletic director Joe McClafferty said.

"We're not a big school, but we're extremely loyal, and we're not going to get caught up in that whole game," McClafferty said. "Our court will stay Kelvin Sampson Court. We still love the guy, and if he wants to come back and coach here, we'd sure take him."

And don't forget Sampson also walked away with $750,000.00!


You teh winner!

Love and basketball goes horribly wrong as players on Wright College's basketball team may not know how to take no for an answer.

Geez, this reads like a Stephen King horror novel:

...the alleged victim and three of her friends met the athletes ...at an Indian Hills Community College basketball game, where they exchanged phone numbers. The next evening, the athletes called the women, all 18, and invited them to their hotel room at the Days Inn, according to the documents. Three women arrived at the hotel about 10 p.m. and began drinking with some of the players and were joined at midnight by the fourth woman. They told police they thought there were about seven players and a member of the coaching staff in the room, the documents show.

About 12:30 a.m., three women said several of the individuals pushed them into the bathroom, where they were kept for several minutes, the affidavit says. When they were let out, the fourth woman, who they said had been drinking heavily, was missing.

They finally found their friend passed out and lying half-naked on a bed in another hotel room, the document alleges.


Not exactly how Chingy explains it...

CBS branches out in the wrong way...

CBS to team up with Facebook as part of their March Madness coverage.

Palo Alto-based Facebook will feature coverage from CBS Sports, CSTV and SBSSports.com, the companies said, along with mobile access and public or private bracket groups.

Users will also be able to compare their picks with friends on Facebook...

Really? Like her?



If you say so... Wonder what she thinks about Georgetown's chances...

Happy Friday!

Bruce Pearl moonlights as a color commentator

Good ole Tennessee coach Pearl stopped by the Lady Vols / Arkansas game to do a little live analysis with the play by play man. There might be a few reasons for this...

1) He is testing the waters for an eventual career in broadcasting
2) Being a freshly divorced bachelor he now has more free time
3) Trying out new angle to get in Pat Summitt's pants

But the bottom line was me sitting there thinking "What the fuck did Bruce Pearl just say?" This was all I got from his loud, inaudible play calling:

Dickie V!

Ohhhh, outside and inside!

Highlight!

Shit, you try to figure it out...

What. The. Hell?

(HT: EDSBS and Awful Announcing)

What does the baby rhino have to do with college hoops?

Basketball has just a little bit of the gay...

When I first came across this, I seriously thought it was a hoax.

The Courier-Journal of Louisville, Kentucky ran this photo talking about the big win that the Cardinals had over Kentucky:


Louisville's Juan Palacios and Jerry Smith

Seems like that was a big mistake because in the south they don't appreciate the liberal media pushing the homosexual agenda.

Some of the comments registered by angry, offended and/or baffled readers: "Awful," "an embarrassment," "horrible decision," "poor judgment," "distasteful," "a mystery" and "shame on you."

...some readers saw a kiss. ...this photo crossed a line for some readers, some of whom demanded an apology and/or an explanation.

C'mon. This is Juan Palacios we are talking about. How could you guys have any possible thoughts of homosexuality with him? Have you Louisville folks forgotten what a ladies man he is?


Yeah, baby...

Upwards...

Hey Washington State! If you keep letting your back door be exposed like this, you will keep on getting penetrated by quick and muscular type teams:



Puns totally intended.

So long and thanks for all the fish

Arizona's Lute Olson says "Adios, motherfuckers!" to the Wildcats for all of 2007 - 2008...

"I plan to return to coach the University of Arizona next year," (Olson) said. "In the meantime, my heart will be with the team, the coaches and the staff."

No snarky comment, just wondering what the hell is going on?

UPDATE: Lute Olson took a freaking year off from coaching because he is getting a divorce?!?!?!

"There are personal issues within my family that need to be addressed and I must devote my full energy to that," Olson said in the statement.

What the hell is she doing, taking Lute for everything he's got?

In April 2003, Olson married Christine Jack Toretti - a prominent, politically active Pennsylvania businesswoman who is 22 years his junior.

Well, maybe so.... Nothing says love like HALF!!!

(Major HT: Storming The Floor)

Dickie V. can now see into the future...

My preseason choices to make it to San Antonio — site of the Final Four — are Roy Williams' North Carolina Tar Heels, high-flying Memphis, deep and talented Louisville and defensively tough UCLA.

Babeeeeeeeee! And pass the Hooters wings! They're awesome!

Welp, you can now cross out all of those teams from making it to the Sweet 16. We should now start knocking them out of the blogpoll, just for spite. The real funny part is that he picks Louisville, then proceeds to bash the crap out of them.

...This guy (Derrick Caracter) is going to be a superstar or a bust... The only thing that could stop this team is injuries... Juan Palacios is out for four to six weeks.

Oh, he also picks UNC to win it all, so obviously they won't. Sorry Tar Heels fans.

You can file this under the gift that keeps on giving. Greg Oden may cause Ohio State to lose scholarships.

Oden was one of three Buckeyes to leave for the NBA after their freshman seasons, along with Mike Conley Jr. and Daequan Cook, but only Oden withdrew from school after starting spring quarter.

...questions remain over his academic status when he left school.

Translation: He dropped out without completing a single quarter credit to get that big money. Further translation: He wasn't a full time student.


Thanks asshole.

Sincerely,
Thad Matta and tOSU Basketball Team

Finally, did you know that the NCAA has a mascot for men's basketball? Mr. J.J. Jumper.


Seriously!

Happy Friday everyone.

L'chai'im!

College mascots are gettin' Bat Mitzvah wit it!


Ya know, I can nosh after this. Let's go to Izzy's Deli.

(Super duper HT: Storming The Floor)

The age old debate

Which conference has better lookin' women? The SEC or the Pac-10?

Something to ponder and something to make up for this coming Wednesday's Moment of Zen which is less cheesecake-y and more political.

UPDATE:

File this under What. The. FUCK?!

Monday's docket

Yes, I was pretty tipsy last Saturday when I posted this. Hence the new category "drunk". Good times.

First, this comment from Northern Iowa coach Ben Jacobson is definitely one of those "no shit" type deals.

UNI basketball coach Ben Jacobson says staying at home during the NCAA basketball tournament is a real motivator as they prepare for the new season.

Ummm, yeah. Losing can really get you to try harder to win. Nice comment there, coach. And being hungry really gets me to want to get something to eat.

Hey, speaking of moronic comments by coaches, this one by Kansas' Bill Self is a head scratcher...

"You get to the Sweet 16, all the teams are good, everybody can beat anybody."

Hmmmm... Yes, that would be correct, coach. I don't think I have ever sat through a Sweet Sixteen round and thought "Dooood, Team A is gonna kill Team B 80 to 30!"


Awwww man coach! You told us everyone in the Sweet 16 are pussies. Except us.

Finally, Butler is pretty irked about being left out of Top 25 Coaches' Poll. The paper is trying to spin it like they don't really care, but this comment from 3-point machine A.J. Graves says different...

"We're going to play a bunch of teams this year that aren't going to be ranked, and it still doesn't mean they're not any good," Graves said. "There's just so many rankings you can hand out...You know what? We're just trying to get better day by day and see what happens."

Yeah... They might be just a little pissed off.

Hey, A.J. We didn't forget about you. We put you at #21. We love you. You angel.

And I like cocaine!

I'm amazed Ohio State wasn't winning NCAA titles like crazy in the late 80s with those Buckeye Babes!

I mean, I'm surprised blue chip recruits weren't beating down Gary Williams' door hoping to just have some of those Buckeye Babes pose with them.

That hair, those stone washed jeans, those bangles (not the band)!



Admit it, you're going to dream about them tonight...

(HT: EDSBS)

Picture pages

"I'm flying, mommy!!!"


Wake Forest's Dino Gaudio: "And I'm gonna kick yer ass too, jerky. Fugetaboutit."


East Carolina guard Sam Hinnant: "Who are you calling NIT worthy motherfucker?!"


UCLA's Ben Howland: "Yes. $1.5 million. A year."


Michigan's Ekpe Udoh: "Ummmmm, coach is holding my passport. Indentured what?"

And file under PWND!: Georgia's top three players suspended for academic violations. OUCH!