The game you should have been watching

Yeah, that happened.

1) Kansas State 65, Kansas 82

Although it was well documented how no one would be able to see this game, it didn't stop us. A number one seed was at stake with two hot teams battling it out. Unfortunately one team got mercilessly purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka (NSFW).


Aw, you'll get us next time big guy

Kansas State hung tough with Kansas for the first half as the game quickly became a "who can foul out first" fest. Sherron Collins was a non factor for the Jayhawks while the Wildcats Jacob Pullen had somewhat of a mediocre game. The true ass rape came off of the Jayhawks bench in the second half. The announcers were shocked that they could do that to the Wildcats...



Oh yeah, Maryland beat Duke too.

Upside down you're turning me

I'm a winner
Things are gonna change I can feel it
- Beck, Loser

In the first and only true upset of the day, Western Kentucky beats Illinois. Nice.

Mascots have it rough

Have you ever thought about the hard work college mascots do during basketball games? Sweating up a storm just for the student's entertainment, just to give their team that extra boost of energy. And with that sweat comes a funk you wouldn't believe.

Consider the Hawk, mascot at Saint Joseph's in Philadelphia: As he roams the arena floor, tradition dictates that he also flap his wings during games. Constantly.

The further his team advances, the more the Hawk starts to stink like he's been at the gym for days with no shower.

Tim Klarich, the current Hawk called it "the next best thing to playing."

So we say give it up for the mascots of Division 1 hoops. Make a toast and appreciate all that they do.

For they are still idiots.