Wednesday, April 29, 2009


No Moment of Zen today. We'll get you guys next week. But we do have the sad ballad of West Virginia guard Joe Mazzulla:

Such a promising young star, the world was at his feet.

Little did we know he was a thug who only "looked" clean cut and neat.

Got rowdy at a Pittsburgh Pirates game.

Underage drinking seems to be his thaaaaaang.

Grabbed a girl so hard made her neck snap back.

Still coach Huggins wouldn't give him the ax.

Now he's been arrested again, but out on bail.

Now all we can say about Joe Mazzulla is...