Thursday, February 7, 2008

Booze and a beat down

But first, after Duke's impressive win against UNC last night we got parents already trying to instill the Blue Devil philosophy...

My daddy is a jerk.

Depressed after police confiscated his knife, Georgia guard gets drunk, runs red light, and gets handcuffed.

Georgia basketball player Billy Humphrey was arrested Thursday morning for underage possession of alcohol, according to Athens-Clarke County Police.

Humphrey, 20, was on 18 months probation for a felony weapons charge after a knife was found in his dorm room in November. A condition of that probation was that he avoid trouble with the law.

Police charged Humphrey with underage possession and failure to obey a traffic control device. He was booked in Athens-Clarke County Jail at 2:12 a.m. Thursday and released at 3:45 a.m. on $1,000 bond.

Well, add that to the four other suspended or expelled Georgia players and it's no surprise you're 11 - 9.

Memphis forward Robert Dozier could be facing assault charges after he smacked his bitch up.

According to a police report, Dozier followed (ex-girlfriend Laparis) Woods out of the Plush Club at 3:30 a.m. before they both left in their vehicles. Woods told police Dozier followed her to the intersection of Union and Second before they both pulled over. After an argument, Dozier allegedly hit Woods twice in the face with an open hand, causing minor lacerations.

With arms palms wide open, as Scott Stapp would say... Geez Louise.

And this is the second time the Tigers have gotten into trouble outside that club. Maybe coach Calipari should enact a ban on that place.

Danger Will Robinson!

Finally, Oklahoma center Longar Longar (not a misprint) broke his right leg last night against Texas. This seemingly will doom the Sooners from getting into March Madness.