Senderoff is out!

Indiana assistant coach Rob Senderoff is gone in the wake of phone-gate.

"Rob Senderoff has decided it is in his and Indiana University's best interests that he voluntarily resign from the University," the school said in a statement. "His resignation is effective immediately."

VOLUNTARILY?!? With so much heat Kelvin GumpSampson is getting, that half a million bonus forfeit wasn't gonna cut it. Someone had to go down.

Rob, come on in. Hey look, you're a great guy and all. And a fantastic coach. But we are having problems right now with you know who. And we can't certainly get rid of the Gumpster without looking foolish ourselves for hiring him in the first place, with his past NCAA violations and all. We need a fall guy. And you're only an assistant. Can we interest you in two choices?



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