It's Jueves, bitches!

This is shaping up to be a fun season, folks. I have a feeling the violations will be flying with the new enforcement of refs issuing technicals for coaches leaving their sideline box during games.

"You have to have some leeway," (Fordham's coach Dereck) Whittenburg said. "If you're out of the box complaining to a referee, then it's a problem.

Iona gives a straight out challenge to the refs with this comment:

"I want to see how much they enforce it," Iona coach Kevin Willard said.

Can you imagine the fits this enforcement will give people like Jim Boeheim, Tubby Smith or Bob Knight?! Knight might end up cold cockin' one of them sumbitches. Of course we here at March To Madness have a simple, tasteful yet elegant way of helping coaches comply...


A referee once tried to issue me
a technical... I ate his fucking T-shaped
hands with some hot wings and a nice 40oz.

Tired of being the door mat of college hoops, the Sun Belt Conference will start to give away coupons for free admission and two free drinks to any backwater titty bar of choice for anyone who shows up for a game.


Hey Sharon, wut time do you goon tonite? Mah cousin Billy Joe Bob
and our luv child will be there...

Well, how the fuck else are they going to hit a mandate to increase crowds and ticket sales, eventually hitting 50 percent of arena capacity for attendance and sales of 25 percent of capacity on a season-ticket basis?!?