What a whore...

Have you ever wondered "What are the presidential candidates picking for the NCAA Tournament?"

"Who does Hillary Clinton have winning that Notre Dame/George Mason game?"

"Wonder what teams Barack Obama has going to the Elite 8 round?"

"What does John McCain's bracket look like?"

Yes. Senator and Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a March Madness bracket that he would like to show the world. While he also tries to convince Americans that he is the best candidate for president in the middle of two wars and a recession.

Hell, if his picks are correct, do you think undecided voters will think "Wow, he picked the National Champ! That is exactly the type of quality I look for in the leader of the free world!"

So show your patriotism and sign up for McCain's bracket!


That's right, bitches...