Thursday, March 20, 2008

Epilogue: San Diego State's season



(Scene opens - SDSU head coach Steve Fisher thinks he is sitting in an empty visitor's locker room while his team practices out on the court in preparation for their NIT game with Florida)

Coach Fisher: *sigh* (shakes head then buries his face in his hands) "We're gonna get our ass kicked."
SDSU Player: "Coach?!"
Fisher: (startled that anyone else is around) "Yes?! What are you doing in here?"
Player: "I was just coming to get my jacket. Ummmm, you know it just sounded like you said..."
Fisher: (interrupting) "That we were gonna kick some ass!!!!"
Player: "Oh! Yeah coach! I feel it, we are gonna be on fire tonight!!!"
Fisher: "Good! Now get back out there!"
Player: "YEEEEAAAAAH!!!!" (runs out of locker room)
Fisher: *sigh* (hangs head)

(Lights slowly dim to pitch dark. Scene closes)



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