Pretty full docket today

As you can tell by now, we here at March to Madness love the police blotter when it comes to college hoops. And today gives us a veritable cornucopia of silly thuggery...

Winona State University forward celebrates 16 game win streak by giving his girlfriend "love shoves".

According to the police report, (Quincy Clay) Henderson pushed his girlfriend of three years into a couch twice early Sunday. Both times, the 22-year-old girl hit her head on either the back of the couch or the wall, causing two lumps to form on the back of her head, the report states.

She accused Henderson of having a problem with his temper and punching several holes in her bedroom wall within the last week.

I'd hate to be her if his team was LOSING! What a moron.

Arkansas benches forward for "unspecified" team rules violation in face of big game with Mississippi State.

"Charles Thomas is suspended for a violation of team rules. I'm not going to comment on it any more than that," Pelphrey said at a news conference where he discussed the upcoming game. "I have never been so disappointed, and for a million reasons."

I'll give you one guess what it has to deal with...



Or some variant thereof.

Connecticut guards very discriminating when it comes to booze.

The indefinite suspension of men's basketball players Doug Wiggins and Jerome Dyson stemmed from an incident where both underage players were found in possession of alcohol.

Police approached a vehicle at 11:51 p.m. Thursday night in a parking lot off King Hill Road in Storrs, and found Wiggins and Dyson in possession of a bottle of cognac and a bottle of vodka. According to the Hartford Courant, UConn Police also found a small amount of marijuana at the scene, though no charges relating to marijuana were filed.

COGNAC?! They're just 20 years old! Pot and vodka are the play toys of choice for kids under 21 but cognac is strictly for the purview of your grandfather. Or your coach.


Aw, don't worry big guy... Next round is on me.

Eddie Sutton keeps trying to get that 800th win but team teams telling him to fuck off.

San Francisco failed in a third attempt to get its interim coach his milestone win, with John Bryant scoring 22 points in Santa Clara's 66-48 victory Monday night.

Aw, don't worry big guy... You'll get 'em soon.