Friday randoms...

When you gotta go, you gotta go... Former OSU standout JamesOn Curry thinks the world is his toilet.

An officer reported he witnessed Curry, 22, of Buffalo Grove, Ill., urinating in an alley on the west side of the Hampton Inn, according to Boise Police reports.

As the officer approached in his patrol car, Curry looked at the officer and started to walk away, police said. The officer turned his emergency lights on and reported that Curry looked back and then started to run.

...Curry continued to run into the Hampton Inn and tried to get through a locked door when the officer caught up with him and physically stopped him. He was then arrested and booked into the Ada County jail...

Tsk tsk JamesOn. You went from a college hoops star running on the court...



...to a common NBA hoodlum running off the court.



And that is such a SISSY way of getting arrested too.

Big Bubba: Yo man, what you in for?
Curry: Resisting arrest from some punk ass cop!
Bubba: Word? Respect yo. Why the po-po all up in your game?
Curry: Ummm... *cough* peeing on the street *cough*
Bubba: What?! Were you raised by barn animals? Didn't yo mamma teach you manners?! You know what we do to public urinators up here in lockup?
Curry: Talk about their illustrious Oklahoma State careers?

File this under "just sad man": After getting pounded on the court, basketball team gets robbed immediately after game.

After Ridgewater College got their asses handed to them by Minneapolis Community and Technical 60 to 89, they walk back to their locker room to find their belongings gone.

"I’d just come off the floor and we were all feeling pretty low because we’d played so poorly," said head coach Bob Knutson, "and I heard a commotion coming from the locker room. I heard one guy swear I’d never heard swear before."

There were alarming cries: "My money’s gone … my iPod’s gone."

Total value of the items stolen from the half-dozen players and an assistant coach was put unofficially at $1,500.

Sheez...

Finally, O-M-G...

Cleveland State "shocks" No. 12 Butler 56 to 52 to get the "monkey" off their backs.

Cedric Jackson scored 14 points as Cleveland State, a program in disarray for most of the past 20 years, stunned No. 12 Butler 56-52 on Thursday night for the Vikings' first regular-season win over an AP Top 25 team.



Happy Friday, y'all. See ya in Vegas!