Monday, January 28, 2008

Fighting in da club!!!

Missouri guard will be punished after his damn jaw heals.

Missouri guard Stefhon Hannah will be sidelined four to six weeks with a fractured jaw sustained in an altercation Sunday morning.

Hannah was injured outside the Athena, a Columbia nightclub and restaurant, and had surgery...

Hey, that's what you get for looking at another man's girl. Or something like that. We're just saying. I also love the fact that the article insinuates that it's the coach's fault.

Hannah is the latest Tigers player to be involved in an off-court incident since (head coach Mike) Anderson was hired about two years ago. Kalen Grimes, the school's leading rebounder last season, was dismissed from the team after being arrested for hitting a man in the face with the butt end of a shotgun in St. Louis last July.

Sheez, hit in the face with a butt of a shotgun! PWND!!!!

UNC to open museum praising how good UNC is.

Among the more unique items: a letter from Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski to Michael Jordan wishing him well after Jordan had decided to play for the Tar Heels...

Of course that was the second version of the letter. The first version probably said:

Dear Michael,


Coach K

P.S. You'll never amount to anything without me. You'll probably get drafted by the suck-ass Chicago Bulls.