Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Bust a nut wherever you are

Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle arrested for masterbating in the school library.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Books tend to turn me on too. What? Maybe it was the woman? Noooooo.....

Not only that, it looks like we have a serial masterbator:

A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate. A similar description of the man was given in both incidents, police said.

Ed DeChellis need to find this guy a girl who'll put out.