You can tell it's the off season

In one of the most boring criminal acts out there, Central Michigan University forward Marcus Van was arrested for....

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Huh? Wha... Oh, I must have fallen asleep. Where was I... Oh, this fool got thrown in jail for stealing banking crap.

Marcus Van, 21, a senior from Riverdale, Ill., is scheduled to be arraigned May 27 at 9:30 a.m. by Magistrate Sandra Straus on one count of illegal sale-use of a financial transaction device and one count of conspiracy to commit illegal sale-use of a financial transaction device, according to court records.



Good Lord, this is so pathetically boring and sad we can't even come up with a snarky remark.

Happy Friday and go out and drink a lot tonight. Only 5 more months to go.