But think about the children

A friend of ours who shall remain nameless (because he has used their services) showed us the newest luxury hotel.

Amenities include -

Five star luxury.

Suites separated into zones to minimize stress and noise including day and night light dimming features.

Complete air changes occur in each zone every four minutes, roughly five times more often than the flow in the average home.

Daily serving of two premium meals and a snack, and daily housekeeping.

Central high-pressure, hydro-cleaning system with added sanitizers in the water.

Grooming and bathing salons.

Reception area with retail boutique.

Sounds nice, right? Somewhere you would like to stay? Well you can't. They will toss you on your arse if you tried to make reservations for yourself and the little woman. Why? Is it only for White people? Only for Jews? Only for well heeled Black people? Nope. It is for animals. That's right, citizens.

Introducing the Tipton Luxury Pet Hotel.

While children starve to death and nearly half our country has little to no health insurance take comfort that your fucking pet will be pampered.


Pets welcomed. Homeless humans? Fuck you.

Happy Friday.