What kind of f*ckery is this?

So Mark Gottfried gets up and quits on Alabama in the middle of the season...

Nothing really ticks us off more than a coach just leaving his kids in the middle of a campaign. It doesn't freakin' matter if it was a losing campaign, we were always taught to finish what we started. He has basically told his players if the going gets rough, just walk and sip some blueberry almond martinis on the beach somewhere.

So good luck Crimson Tide. Try to get some motivation to finish respectably out of that.