What the fudge?

Hey, we were normal horny teenage boys back in the day. There were a couple of MILF teachers that brought up hours of wasted daydreams about being in the back seats of their Chevy Novas.

But alas, not one peck on the cheek for getting an "A" on that English paper. Not even a sexy glance was thrown our way. We usually ended up the day either Dancing with Ourselves or Turning Japanese.

So why in sam hell are all of a sudden all these teachers fucking their male students like crazy?!?!? A sampling:

Darcie Esson, 32: Parker, Colo., English teacher at Elizabeth High School was arrested in December 2006 for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old football player the day after her divorce was finalized. According to the arrest affidavit, Esson and the teen had sex on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their 17-year-old babysitter slept on beds in the same room.

Margaret De Barraicua, 30: Sacramento, Calif., area woman arrested in February 2005 after police found her having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car while the woman's toddler was strapped into a seat in the back.

Toni Lynn Woods, 37: Middle-school teacher in Braxton County, W.Va., confessed in 2005 to having sexual intercourse with three juveniles a total of four times and oral sex with one of those juveniles and another juvenile a total of four times. She reportedly described herself as a "monster" when she pleaded guilty.

Monster? Depends on where your morals were shaped I reckon. A lot of sex crazed boys might call you a hero. Or a service.

156 XX chromosome people so far and COUNTING...


Stay classy, ladies