M2M's Believe it or Not

God Arrested On Cocaine Charge.

On April 28, police bought 3.4 grams of cocaine from him out of a home at 3812 N. Avon Ave., according to the report. A month later, police served a search warrant on that address and found a safe in the bedroom closet containing three plastic bags with 22.5 grams of cocaine, according to the report. Police also found a digital scale with cocaine residue.

We're not kidding. Did you know God's middle name is "Lucky"? And his last name is "Howard"?

Must have been very tricky arresting him being that he is not of this plane and can dematerialize and all.