Something is fishy...

First up in the queue, Carmelo Anthony paid $3,000,000.00 to name the new Syracuse basketball center after himself.

Hmmm... Only there for 1 year, but did lead the Orangemen to the NCAA Championship. Kind of torn there...



How much was Lorenzo Romar sweating before the NCAA finally declared his star recruit Venoy Overton eligible to play this year?!

Scene - Huskies campus on a cold Tuesday morning
Romar (briskly walking toward his office): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....
Student: Hey coach! How are we looking this year?
Romar: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!


Welcome to the neighborhood, rookie...

Finally... Tennessee's star forward Duke Crews has been suspended indefinitely for violating "team rules". Team rules? Indefinitely? Something doesn't pass the smell test there. You get suspended for a game or two for breaking "team" rules. Indefinite suspensions happen when you are arrested for driving drunk with a trunk full of nose candy.


Ain't mine yo...

But school officials are maintaining that this is internal and has nothing to do with law enforcement. What, did he rape the university president's daughter?! The Tennessee blogs are blowing up over this with most people screaming WE'RE FUCKED!

More has to be revealed on this one...