Thursday, September 13, 2007

The legend of Ovinton J'Anthony Mayo

USC definitely boosts it's stock with the signing of O.J. Mayo, the world's nation's top point guard prospect. His amazing abilities both on and off the court are something to marvel at...

* Averaged 20.5 a game as an eighth-grader, leading his school to its first Kentucky state tournament

* Won the Mr. Ohio Basketball title, the second sophomore ever to win the award behind LeBron "King" James

* Knowledge of the Force rivals that of Master Sidious. Can deploy thought bombs to render all opponents impotent

* Led Rose Hill (KY) Christian Academy to the Sweet 16. He was named first team all-state in 2002-03

* Co-MVP of Reebok's ABCD underclassman all-star game

* Helped China ratify the Kyoto Protocol treaty while scoring 200 80 points against Mater Dei High School

* Ranked by Rivals.com as the #1 player in the 2007 class

* Over a three minute span in the fourth quarter of the Roundball Classic he had 13 points and 2 assists, cutting his opponent's lead from 25 points to 11

* Cock size listed at an official 6 feet flaccid


We are all witness. Even with the technical.



1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I look very forward to Miss. State (hopefully) meeting USC in the Anaheim Tournament finals and bringing the young man down to earth.