Mr. Miles needs to restrain himself

Oh Nate, you so silly...

Nate Miles, a freshman on the UConn men's basketball team, will appear at Superior Court in Rockville Tuesday to answer charges of violating a restraining order.

According to a UConn police report, Miles, 20, of Toledo, Ohio, was served with a restraining order Monday night. Miles allegedly violated the order 16 minutes later by placing a call to the protected party.

Miles, arrested at 8:51 p.m., was held on a $2,500 surety bond and later released after posting bond.

Restraining order? Your puny "restraining" order means nothing to Maximus Miles, the great basketball love god! The lady must have been confused by his sexual power and quite frightened by its voracity. It happens to mere mortal women.

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