Major randoms

So we were all jawing with each other on that instant messenger thing complaining about the absence of basketball (except for me 'cause I gots college foozball). And the subject of California casinos came up and maybe we should take a road trip to one of them.

I dissented. And gave the following answer on why I would never go to one...

"California’s Indian casinos are legally allowed to offer electronic gaming machines, blackjack, and other games but craps and roulette are not permitted. And there are other aspects that separate California from Las Vegas. Under ABC rules, casinos cannot offer complimentary drinks. Also, no alcohol can be served after 1:30 am."

The response from the rest of the gang was "But what about blackjack and slots?"

My reply was "What if I want to play them at 4 am with a nice Glenlivet Single Malt?"

Then the conversation turned to strip clubs. I dissented. Complained it was a waste of money. That fact didn't seem to sink in with the fellas. They said "We know some places where the girls are smoking hot 10s!"

I countered "I don't care if they all looked like Moon Zappa."

Exposed! They were stunned that I thought she was attractive. Then they started to laugh at me...


I don't care, I still like ya Moon Unit.