Mr. Donovan, he of the back to back NCAA Basketball Championship doesn't have a contact right now. He made out with the Orlando Magic but chickened out before he put the condom on and ran back to his wife, Ms. Florida Gator. Flo took him back and even offered him a rich, iron clad contract to make him stay faithful. But Billy Boy has not signed it.
We think he is still looking to consummate his infidelity with Orlando or some other skank from the NBA.
Prove us wrong, Billy. Sign the damn thing and respect your players and recent recruits.
In other non-basketball related news (how we love the off-season), all you idiot veterans of foreign wars don't know what war is like. Really, you don't. Only John McCain and his immediate family truly knows what war is like. So fuck off. Love, Meghan.
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