Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I'll have a Long Island without the Coke mixer

Have you ever had so much to drink that you went to bed to sleep it off, only to wake up hours later still drunk? University of Southern Indiana's Isaac Stoll has. And he admits he's an idiot to boot.

Isaac Stoll, the former Washington High School guard who recently joined the University of Southern Indiana men's basketball team, is facing charges of driving while intoxicated.

Pike County Sheriff's deputy Kent Johnson clocked Stoll going 77 mph in a 55 mph zone after he had passed a semi truck near the Pike-Daviess county line, according to the report.

Stoll had red, watery eyes and smelled of alcohol, according to the report. After failing various field tests, Stoll agreed to take a chemical blood test and registered .16 (twice the legal limit).

Stoll said he had been looking for a new place to stay next semester with his brother Evan before drinking at a friend of his brother's. Stoll said he went to sleep at Evan's at around midnight or 1 a.m. but had gotten up to go to work for a 7 a.m. shift.

"It was still in my system," Stoll said. "I'd gone to bed. I just got up to come home for work."




And speaking of failing, Arkansas guard Patrick Beverly has been thrown off the team for the entire season for academics?!?!

I mean what did that progress report look like? Did his professors give him all Zs because Fs were too high for his effort? The entire year?! Wowzers...



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