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So, Anthony DiLoreto was headed to Cal Poly SLO on a basketball scholarship. But he allegedly decided to participate in a bank robbery instead.

"Seven-footer Anthony DiLoreto was arrested Saturday at his parents’ Minnesota home for suspicion of participating in a bank robbery earlier that day in Wisconsin..."

So he threw away a full ride to college to get some benjamins? That's crazy. But no citizen, that is only the start. What makes this story so insane in the membrane is the series of events that happened:

* DiLoreto was allegedly seen leaving a nearby station without paying for gas

* A deadly ATV crash occurred by coincidence across the street from the gasoline theft

* There was also an unrelated heart-attack victim in the area

While the police were going bat shit with all that, they managed to pick up DiLoreto along the way.

The charges were a shock to... Mustangs coach Kevin Bromley... Apparently headed to trial on state robbery and gun charges, the would-be Mustang likely won’t make the first day of classes Sept. 15."

Gee, ya think?