Damn that affirmative action!

Could it be? Virginia is practicing the art of bringing on a less qualified Black man over a more qualified White man?

Laurynas Mikalauskas... was dismissed from the team by coach Dave Leitao on Monday, while he announced that Tunji Soroye will return next season.

...Mikalauskas played in just 20 games last season because of injuries, but averaged 7.1 points and 3.5 rebounds.

The 6-11 Soroye, native of Nigeria, played in two games last season because of an injury and applied for a medical hardship waiver that was granted. He averaged 1.5 points and 2.7 rebounds in 81 career games.

Hmmm, 1.5 over 7.1? Nice.

< /sarcasm>

University of South Alabama guard Domonic Tilford has been imitating Dr. Rockso as of late and was busted for walking around with some of that nose candy.

Domonic Tilford, Kentucky's 2005 Mr. Basketball from Jeffersontown High School, has been indefinitely suspended by the University of South Alabama, the Press-Register of Mobile, Ala., reported.

Tilford was arrested Wednesday in Louisville and charged with first-degree possession of cocaine, the Louisville Courier-Journal reported, citing a Louisville Metro Police report.

Wanna get high?

You know, we have college football coming up which will help us pass the time before basketball starts. At least we have that.

(backs away from ledge of 50 story building)