Friday, November 19, 2010

Pat to be without Bruce for awhile

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Southeastern Conference commissioner Mike Slive has suspended Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl for the Volunteers' first eight conference games as punishment for violating NCAA rules and misleading investigators.


In essence this is a slap on the wrist for willfully lying to NCAA investigators.  We feel former Indiana coach Sampson did LESS and was fired and practically banned from coaching.  Are you kidding us?  Yes, Sampson was scum and Pearl is a likable guy and winning coach.  But should that matter?



Introducing - Waving Cleavage Girl

Seen during the Green Bay/Marquette throwdown:




Wonder if she will be at the Green Bay/SDSU game on Saturday...



Thursday, November 18, 2010

But the season just started

Michigan State just gave coach Tom Izzo a $500,000 raise. In case you're keeping track of stuff like that he now makes $3.49 million a year.

But wait, there's more!

Instead of offering him the perk of use of a car from the university pool this publicly funded institution decided to give Izzo use of a private plane. For personal use.

And he's not giving a dime back:




So shut up.



Preseason meltdown?

Siena?

We thought you were going to be a pretty good team based on last year's performance. But with back to back loses against Vermont and Minnesota? Yeah, you got rid of coach McCaffery and his crazy ejection-prone wife but c'mon!

Well, at least you are still in first place according to ESPN...



Go Saints. Or Dogs. Or whatever.



Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Post game analysis - SDSU/Gonzaga





Can't close games.
Horrible three point shooting.
Can't win the games they should.
No signature wins. Ever.
Dependent on other teams doing badly.
2nd tier recruits.

All those demons were exercised last night. At 1:30 am we discovered we had a good basketball team. A really good basketball team. At HOME Gonzaga only led once during the game. SDSU made the three point shots they had to make in the second half. And they closed the game by playing nearly error free basketball, outside of that charge call with 38 seconds left. DJ Gay and Kawhi Leonard can flat out ball. And the Aztecs leave Spokane with their first signature win.

Where are you now, Coaches Poll?



Tuesday, November 16, 2010

M2M Almost Liveblog: ESPN College Hoops Tip-Off

Usually we do liveblogs but for various reasons it didn't pan out. So we are going to do a running commentary of the various games. Keep refreshing this page for the latest moronic things we say.

7:48 pm - Overheard during the Ohio State/Florida game: "Florida has proven they are not ready for elite competition." We think about the SDSU/Gonzaga game later tonight and collectively start to bite our nails.

8:50 pm - When Louisville guard Preston Knowles made a long range 3 late in the first half against Butler Gabby shouted "Woooooo! Fresh Food Fast!"

9:00 pm - There's a fucking Evan Williams Bourbon bar at the University of Louisville's basketball center!?




9:25 pm - Exacto...



9:55 pm - There seems to be long stretches of time where Dick Vitale and Dan Shulman aren't even paying attention to the Butler/Louisville game.

10:32 pm - Louisville fittingly plays "Happy Trails" to Butler and we are T minus 27 minutes until the game of the century decade year week night.

11:01 pm - Oh no they didn't! We are forced to watch the beginning of the SDSU/Gonzaga game on ESPN 3 because of some danged football game still going on ESPN 2. Why won't you just DIE, Temple?

11:24 pm - We are starting in familiar territory. Aztecs are missing open looks...

11:29 pm - Gonzaga fan screams at ref "What the hell are you lookin' at?!?!" Nice.

11:49 pm - Oh no they didn't 2! They cut away from SDSU/Gonzaga to show the closing seconds of Tennessee/Belmont? Why? Just because the Volunteers are up by only 3?

12:06 am - Halftime. Every time San Diego State attempts a three point shot we CRINGE!

1:13 am - Why do we have that sinking feeling right now... We have been here before. SDSU 77 - Gonzaga 74 with 38 seconds left.

1:22 am - San Diego State University 79 - Gonzaga 76




The 2010 M2M College Hoops Preview: In Pictures




"And here... we... go!"

The hype machine has begun. The pressure is on. Can the California State University, San Diego's basketball team fulfill expectations? Is this a team worthy of the praise and accolades, hopes and dreams? In short, is this a team of destiny?

We'll find out starting tonight. Go Aztecs.