Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Week Ten Blogpoll

Here is the official consensus top 25 blogpoll -


WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

1) Memphis
2) North Carolina
3) Kansas
4) UCLA
5) Tennessee
6) Duke
7) Washington St.
8) Indiana
9) Texas A&M
10) Michigan St.
11) Butler
12) Marquette
13) Georgetown
14) Dayton
15) Ole Miss
16) Wisconsin
17) Pittsburgh
18) Xavier
19) Vanderbilt
20) Texas
21) Rhode Island
22) Arizona State
23) Drake
24) Miami (FL)
25) Clemson

Everyone's vote can be found here.

Comments - Wow, where the hell did Arizona State come from?! PWND!1!! And while we're at it, Dayton looks freakin' tough. At this moment they could probably beat Georgetown, as long as the Flyers don't party too much with their female student population beforehand.


Roman Catholics at their finest...

How the mighty have fallen: Villanova's descent from grace was pretty stunning.



Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Late night analysis presents: Kentucky?

If only the Wildcats can find a way to clone Patrick Patterson...




Baaaaaaaah...



Basketball has just a little bit of the gay...

When I first came across this, I seriously thought it was a hoax.

The Courier-Journal of Louisville, Kentucky ran this photo talking about the big win that the Cardinals had over Kentucky:


Louisville's Juan Palacios and Jerry Smith

Seems like that was a big mistake because in the south they don't appreciate the liberal media pushing the homosexual agenda.

Some of the comments registered by angry, offended and/or baffled readers: "Awful," "an embarrassment," "horrible decision," "poor judgment," "distasteful," "a mystery" and "shame on you."

...some readers saw a kiss. ...this photo crossed a line for some readers, some of whom demanded an apology and/or an explanation.


C'mon. This is Juan Palacios we are talking about. How could you guys have any possible thoughts of homosexuality with him? Have you Louisville folks forgotten what a ladies man he is?


Yeah, baby...

Upwards...

Hey Washington State! If you keep letting your back door be exposed like this, you will keep on getting penetrated by quick and muscular type teams:



Puns totally intended.



Monday, January 14, 2008

Rare NBA post

And NBA stands for Numbskulls Brawlers and Assholes.

Joakim Noah benched by his OWN teammates.

"They just told me what I did was unacceptable and I'm just going to move on from here," Noah said. "I've just got to accept it. What do you want me to say? I've just got to move on. There's nothing I can do about it."

I told you, I told you, I told you. I couldn't stand him from almost day one. And now even the sucky NBA knows what an ass he is.



(Story HT: NCAA Hoops Today)



Noooooooooooooooo!

Dickie V. will be back to torturing us again soon.

(HT: College Hoops Journal)



7-Out

I was kinda shocked to find out that Oregon stymied the Lopez brothers. I mean, once they were both back and at full strength Stanford seemed to leap into top 25 contention.

And Oregon is very VERY inconsistent at times.

Yeah, I would have lost money on that in Vegas. Speaking of Vegas that is where I, Mr. "Blackjack Ladyfingers" will be this weekend. And you know what that means:


Did someone say "party"? And yes, I do dance like her when in Vegas. Very lame.

Nothing beats college hoops and the sports book. Might liveblog from there if I am not too drunk. Or maybe I SHOULD liveblog when I'm drunk. That would make for good trainwreck theater.

Lute Olson's divorce forcing kids to flee program.

UA freshman guard Laval Lucas-Perry quit the Arizona men's basketball team Monday, announcing he has decided to transfer to another school. He's undecided on where that will be.

His father, Laval Perry, did not return a call for comment.


Don't even tell me he left for another reason.

Nice article about how San Diego State now controls the MWC. Yes, we actually do...


Surprise, surprise.

Still doesn't mean that we will get into the big dance. But nice nonetheless. And an excuse to post an SDSU cheerleader photo (like I really need one).


NIT! NIT! Rah rah rah! Rah rah rah!



Sunday, January 13, 2008

Lessons in anger

Virginia's Singletary threw up an embarrassing airball. Resolved he wanted to rectify that error.

Duke wanted to make sure that airball haunted him. And they taunted him.

AIRBALL! AIRBALL!

But Singletary wasn't phased. Next time he got that ball he dropped the 2 pointer with authority.

And a lone UVA student in Cameroon Indoor Stadium let the dookies know what they should do:

SHUT THE FUCK UP.



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