Great expectations fall short

Pitt leapfrogging over UConn is unconscionable in our opinion, clearly the Tar Heels and the Huskies are the teams to beat right now. What? Buffalo almost beat UConn? Man, forget that. Buffalo is a better team than people think and would have made it a close game with even North Carolina for about 15 minutes. We're not saying it would be a toss up between UConn and UNC, the Heels would clearly win. But it would be a yummy battle.
- March to Madness, 12/10/08

Mea culpa. We were dead wrong. Georgetown came in and absolutely shellshocked, blasted, plastered, decapitated, PWNDED UConn.

"I hated our body language early. For fleeting moments, [I] liked it, and detested it in the last eight minutes. With eight minutes to go we were down like 12, and I didn't like looking at my team. It's the first time all year I can tell you that. It was just a very, very poor performance for us. Opening Big East game, sold-out crowd, electricity in the gym and for us to perform like that . . . I apologize. I just don't know how we could play that poorly."
- UConn coach Jim Calhoun, 12/29/08

That my friends is a coach saying What The Fuck Happened. We think Calhoun should look at this stat below because not only does it summed up the night but will sum up the Huskies' season:

UConn had 17 turnovers and six assists.

That type of play will get you raped by UNC, Pitt, Oklahoma and ummmm, Georgetown.

Good luck with the rest of the season though. We're gonna put the Hoyas at #2 and Pitt at #3 on our blogpoll ballot. Because we still think Pitt is not that good.

On another note, former Roseanne Barr fuck buddy Tom Arnold is set to star in a sitcom about heckling college basketball players...



Hopefully it is better than the real thing.