Idiocracy comes to life...

I can't believe this. There is now an over the counter version of the infamous Purple Drank that has killed so many people.

Innovative Beverage Group has taken time and great care to design the first and only anti-energy drink of its kind "Drank". Drank was formulated to be an extreme relaxation beverage that personifies the slow, smooth style of chopped and screwed music put forth by hip-hop giants such as: Mike Watts, Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, Slim Thug, Mike Jones, Johnny Dang, Three 6 Mafia, T.I., Rick Ross, Ludacris and the late D.J. Screw.

"Drank" contains a combination of Valerian Root, Rose Hips, and Melatonin designed to "slow your roll" after a hectic day. A calming beverage, Drank is formulated to relax the body, mind, and soul. "Drank" is the perfect lifestyle beverage for those who can appreciate extreme relaxation. So grab a Drank and "Slow Your Roll"!


Sippin' on some sizzurp indeed...

(HT: EDSBS)