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BARISTA #1
Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you today?

(Florida football coach) MEYER
You want to know what Urban Meyer would like? Urban Meyer would like a double-shot grande latte, skim, and a muffin.

BARISTA #1
I'm sorry, I think we may be out of skim milk -- is two-percent OK?

MEYER
I don't know. Is giving you two percent of the price OK?

(Taken from Hey Jenny Slater)