Holy Hanna...

(HT: Slater)

Daaaaaayum!

We rarely, if ever get political here. But...

We would love to have Congressman Frank over for dinner. Him and Keith Olbermann of course.

Rick Pitino, He-Man

Wow, this Pitino thing has taken a wild turn. What sounded like some chick trying to extort a successful college hoops coach has gotten some legs (and then some):

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP)—The woman accused of trying to extort Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino approached him in a restaurant, and the two had sex later that night the coach told police. Two weeks after they met, the married father of five gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

The Courier-Journal of Louisville reported on its Web site Tuesday that Pitino told police he had been drinking at the restaurant and had consensual sex with Karen Sypher.

You are now probably wondering "He's at a restaurant and in the course of a couple of hours ends up boffing another patron stuffing their pie hole? How does THAT happen?"

The coach met Sypher when she approached him and asked him call her sons with words of encouragement, and the coach obliged, he said. Later that night, the restaurant cleared out, and the owner left the coach his keys. That’s when they had sex.

Ah yes... Treat the kids nice to get that MILF muffin. And that is some price to pay for a freakin' phone call. "Yes, I'll talk to your rug rats on the phone. But it will cost you my semen swimming up your vaginal canal." The most amazing part is the potency of coach Pitino's sperm! One shot and Ms. Sypher was with zygote.

Wow.