But think about the children

A friend of ours who shall remain nameless (because he has used their services) showed us the newest luxury hotel.

Amenities include -

Five star luxury.

Suites separated into zones to minimize stress and noise including day and night light dimming features.

Complete air changes occur in each zone every four minutes, roughly five times more often than the flow in the average home.

Daily serving of two premium meals and a snack, and daily housekeeping.

Central high-pressure, hydro-cleaning system with added sanitizers in the water.

Grooming and bathing salons.

Reception area with retail boutique.

Sounds nice, right? Somewhere you would like to stay? Well you can't. They will toss you on your arse if you tried to make reservations for yourself and the little woman. Why? Is it only for White people? Only for Jews? Only for well heeled Black people? Nope. It is for animals. That's right, citizens.

Introducing the Tipton Luxury Pet Hotel.

While children starve to death and nearly half our country has little to no health insurance take comfort that your fucking pet will be pampered.


Pets welcomed. Homeless humans? Fuck you.

Happy Friday.

Really?

Here is sneak peak of Phil Steele's preseason top 10 teams in college football courtesy of EDSBS:

1. Florida
2. Ohio State
3. Oklahoma
4. USC
5. Clemson
6. West Virginia
7. Missouri
8. USF
9. Georgia
10. Penn State

USF period? Georgia at #9?! Joe Pa in the top 10?!?! And who the hell is Clemson?!?!11?

Well, if Mr. Steele can do it, so can we. So here is OUR unofficial (official once the blogpoll starts) M2M 2008 preseason college basketball top 10:

1. North Carolina
2. Gonzaga
3. Michigan State
4. Kentucky
5. Arizona
6. UCLA
7. Davidson
8. Oral Roberts
9. Gardner-Webb
10. Indiana

Behold!!! We used the same exacting scientific research and analysis that Mr. Steele uses for his picks.


Tongue-in-cheek to Phil, we know his guesses are a lot more "educated" than ours...

We don't have a blog really...

Between crazy busy work and absolutely NOTHING going on in college hoops land (who gives a fuck about Joakim Noah) we have nothing to say. Just the Moment of Zen auto posts.


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Exodus

Oh the troubles with the University of South Carolina Gamecocks. From sippin' and gripin' high end vodka while packin' to beatdowns on campus these basketball players roll pretty damn hard.

It must have come as quite a relief for coach Darrin Horn to dismiss another player for only repeatedly breaking team rules instead of the usual criminal acts.

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- South Carolina forward Chad Gray was dismissed from the men's basketball team by new coach Darrin Horn on Thursday because of repeated violations of team rules.

Gray, a 6-foot-7, 205-pound sophomore from Kingstree, averaged 2.2 points and 1.4 rebounds in a reserve role. Gray started one of the 19 games he played in last season.


A symbol of mischievous excellence!

Indiana is not spared either. Tom Crean seems to be having groundhog day with this song right now. He had to dismiss ANOTHER player on top of all the player defections he has suffered.


Say it ain't so!!!

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (AP) - Indiana coach Tom Crean dismissed forward Brandon McGee from the team on Thursday, leaving the Hoosiers with only three returning players for next season.

McGee was kicked off the team because of academic and team guideline violations.

Crean's gonna have to resort to military standards for recruiting at this point... Happy Friday and happy Memorial day weekend.

You don't need brains to play in the NBA!

Yes Charles, there are a lot of Black people in SWEDEN!!!!!!

(HT: EDSBS)

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