Monday, November 16, 2009

Kentucky's weapon



All we can say is John motherfucking Wall. With Kentucky tied with Miami of Ohio and only 0.5 seconds left, Mr. Wall just calmly takes the ball down the length of the court and shoots the game winning 2.

Amazing.

Here is the scene from the nosebleed section:



And that's that



We were seriously discussing waking up at 2 am tomorrow to watch our beloved Aztecs take on St. Mary's as part of ESPN's 24 hour College Basketball Tip-Off. And we were damned close to saying yes. We were ready to get some cocaine Red Bull and call in late to work. Until we read this:



Oh yeah, we're gonna lose. Whenever people are expecting us to win we never fail... to disappoint.

Hopefully they'll prove us wrong.



Sunday, November 15, 2009

Father / Son love

Something we failed to mention on Friday. We think it was so cool that Mr. Denzel Washington came to watch his son play basketball for the University of Pennsylvania. Malcolm Washington is a freshman guard there.

Too bad he actually didn't play and the Quakers lost to Penn State.



C'mon, man. Put my son in. Don't make me go all Training Day on your ass!



Saturday, November 14, 2009

Wendy Nix needs to wear glasses more





That is all.



Friday, November 13, 2009

And the envelope, please



Mississippi State, the 19th most powerful team in the country gets upended by... Rider??

The Bulldogs never led once in the second half. Once. They were completely blown out. At home.

"People don't understand how good Rider is," MSU Coach Rick Stansbury was quoted as saying earlier today. Yeah, I guess we didn't...

Did we mention this was the night the Bulldogs received their conference championship rings? The overrated S-E-C strikes again!



Thursday, November 12, 2009

Fleeting hopes




Yup, rape can do that to ya



Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tubby's Criminals

What do you do if you are close to being thrown off your team for burglary and assault?

Why you commit more crimes of course!

Police are investigating Gophers power forward Royce White as a possible suspect in a Saturday night burglary on the University of Minnesota campus, school spokesperson Garry Bowman said Tuesday night.

White already is serving an indefinite suspension after he was arrested Oct. 13 for shoplifting and fifth-degree misdemeanor assault at the Mall of the America.

The parents of the university student who called police about the burglary said their daughter said someone entered her dorm room and stole a laptop computer.

"I don't think we have any comment," the student's mother said. "She simply had her laptop stolen.


We obtained a reenactment of the events:




And now the quote of the day from Royce White's grandpappy...

When reached for comment, White's grandfather, Frank White, said "Wow, I sure hope it's wrong."

Yeah?