Liveblogging, baby

Because somebody has to do it. Seriously, we just decided "what the fuck, let's do this!" So bring your drinks, snarkiness and love of female nudity mixed with college hoops. The gang will all be here.

For prosperity

Have we mentioned we love to cook? Yes, sir. And last night while making fixins for the Clemson/Duke "This Is Sparta" game we created a doozy of a snack!

1) Seasoned 3 chicken thighs with salt and pepper and lightly dusted them with flour
2) Rough chopped a half an onion (ONIONS!)
3) Seared chicken thighs in a large pan on high heat with olive oil until golden brown on both sides
4) Took thighs out and tossed onions in, seasoned with salt, pepper, italian seasonings, crushed red pepper
5) Poured in a half a cup of good white wine, put chicken thighs on top
6) Placed in 425 degree oven for 30 minutes
7) Made broccoli and cheddar rice from a box
8) Plated a bed of the broccoli/cheddar rice, then scooped out the thighs with the onions and placed on top of the rice with a parsley garnish
9) Grubbed like motherfuckers

Basketball and cooking, good times.

Marijuana cowboy

Terrance Joyner of New Mexico State has gotten busted for trying to transport cannabis across state lines.

EL PASO, Texas -- NMSU freshman basketball player Terrance Joyner was arrested at the El Paso International Airport Wednesday for possession of under 2 ounces of marijuana.

Isn't he Federally fucked now?

Of course the most amazing part is that he had the drugs with him while traveling with his TEAM to a game. Maybe he just needed to relax before the contest.

Or maybe he was just an idiot.

Basketball is his second love

Colorado guard Andrew Zehnder was certainly putting his engineering major to good use by trying to break into the Coors Events Center and steal swag.

Zehnder was booked into Boulder County Jail on possible charges of third-degree burglary and criminal mischief. He was free on bond Wednesday, jail officials said.

CU police Cmdr. Tim McGraw said an employee at the events center reported seeing a man at about 8 p.m. Saturday break the lock off of a plastic bin containing collectible athletic jerseys and other CU merchandise sold at the center's stands.

Police worked with the employee and other staffers at the center for several days before identifying Zehnder as a suspect, McGraw said.

Of course we have an idea of what he was going to do with all that Buffs stuff...

Clemson thinks they're tough

The Clemson Tigers ass rapes Duke by 27 points.

Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski spent most of the second half in his seat, hands over his mouth. Three times he subbed his entire squad to find a spark, but the Blue Devils never got closer than 20 points over the last 9 minutes.

And speaking of ass love, this is Sparta!!!!!!!! Congrats Tigers, you get and deserve this award.

Postmortem - SDSU at UNLV

Aztecs secure 68-66 victory in overtime.

We're not going to go into the fact that SDSU led most of the game before letting the Runnin' Rebels nearly come back. Or that they needed overtime to win by 2 points off of a desperation 3.

We WILL get into the fact that as of 8:30 this morning 6:30 pm we sit alone on top of the in a two way tie for first place with Utah in the conference (damn you, Christians!!!). And that will remain until Saturday.

It's the little things. Go Aztecs.

San Diego State ranked #1

...in cheerleading.



Hey, it's something. Go Aztecs!