What the fudge?

Hey, we were normal horny teenage boys back in the day. There were a couple of MILF teachers that brought up hours of wasted daydreams about being in the back seats of their Chevy Novas.

But alas, not one peck on the cheek for getting an "A" on that English paper. Not even a sexy glance was thrown our way. We usually ended up the day either Dancing with Ourselves or Turning Japanese.

So why in sam hell are all of a sudden all these teachers fucking their male students like crazy?!?!? A sampling:

Darcie Esson, 32: Parker, Colo., English teacher at Elizabeth High School was arrested in December 2006 for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old football player the day after her divorce was finalized. According to the arrest affidavit, Esson and the teen had sex on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their 17-year-old babysitter slept on beds in the same room.

Margaret De Barraicua, 30: Sacramento, Calif., area woman arrested in February 2005 after police found her having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car while the woman's toddler was strapped into a seat in the back.

Toni Lynn Woods, 37: Middle-school teacher in Braxton County, W.Va., confessed in 2005 to having sexual intercourse with three juveniles a total of four times and oral sex with one of those juveniles and another juvenile a total of four times. She reportedly described herself as a "monster" when she pleaded guilty.

Monster? Depends on where your morals were shaped I reckon. A lot of sex crazed boys might call you a hero. Or a service.

156 XX chromosome people so far and COUNTING...


Stay classy, ladies

Monday funny...

And so it begins

UNC point guard Ty Lawson isn't even in the bullshit NBA yet but he is doing all the cool things that the NBA players do. Like driving. And drinking. At the same time.

But what is most cool about this is that the director of NBA scouting told Ty and the media it will not affect his status as a 1st round pick come June 26th.

(Scouting Director) Marty Blake said from his office in Alpharetta, Ga., that he projects Lawson as a first-round pick, and his arrest for drinking and then driving won’t affect that.

"It’s not going to make any difference..." Blake said.

Oh. How nice. Well, drink up then.

We'll be back after this commercial break...



Finally, someone asked us are we happy with how the Lakers are doing. We looked at him blankly and inquired what the Lakers were doing. I guess they are in some 7 game final win 4 games or go home championship game...

Hmmmmm

So Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had a clandestine meeting yesterday. What was the topic?

A) Hillary could finally admint she has been fantaszing about Barack's cock all campaign.

B) Barack wanted to talk about his plans for reparations once he is president.

C) Both talked about a potential three-way with husband Bill.

D) Barack just wanted to deliver a message that his wife Michelle thinks Hillary really IS a bitch.

Happy Friday.

Now that's drunk!

(HT: EDSBS)

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... The Crew Team

NSFW. But we would actually watch this sport more if they did this...

How much do you hate stop signs?

Yeah, they slow you down. They might make you late. They might even get you a ticket if you perform the California (aka "rolling") stop in front of a cop.

But would you shot them? Do you have those kind of brass balls to take out your aggression out against them like that?

Well, FSU forward Ryan Reid does.

TALLAHASSEE - Florida State basketball Coach Leonard Hamilton suspended forward Ryan Reid after Tallahassee police on Saturday night cited the junior for shooting a BB gun at a stop sign and at a building near FSU's campus.

According to police, Reid and another individual damaged a stop sign and cracked three windows with shots from a BB gun.

It is simple really. He does not want to stop. He can't be stopped. Even during the off-season. He's the Juggernaut, bitch.


Do you know who he is?

Hip hip hooray! Zona coach Lute Olson is finally rid of his bitch Republican wife, Christine! Just kidding about the bitch Republican part. But if you read the article a certain way, doesn't that sound like what they are implying?

TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) - Arizona basketball coach Lute Olson and his second wife, Christine Olson, have reached a divorce settlement, a court spokesman said Thursday.

In a statement released through a Phoenix spokesman, Christine Olson said she is very saddened to find herself at the end of a chapter in her life.

"I still care deeply for Lute and am at a loss to explain the path that brought us here (emphasis ours)," she said.

Christine Olson is chief executive of an oil and gas drilling company and a Republican national committeewoman from Pennsylvania.

Now what does the fact that she is a GOP committeewoman have to do with anything? Unless that is what drove Lute to flee.


I'm free, to do what I want. Like make this fist! Christine would never let me do that.