Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... What do I do?

Technically NSFW...

Don't do it

Some people were just a little too involved during the MSU-UNC game...



Whatever you do, do not tell this girl to sit down. She will fuck your shit up and at the 1:40 mark lets everyone know just how bad ass she is.

(HT: MGoBlog)

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... A little help from your friends

NSFW, citizens...

The savior has spoken

Uber recruit and part time criminal John Wall has chosen Kentucky.

And Wildcat fans are rejoicing everywhere (replete with ass slapping).

Hater-ade

If your football program is the laughing stock of the conference and the nation, might as well take out your frustration on your stellar basketball program.

Syracuse, NY -- A former walk-on member of the Syracuse University football team remained in custody today after being charged in additional break-ins in his south campus neighborhood.

Chris A. Basile, 22, of 351 Winding Ridge Road, initially was charged Thursday with breaking into an apartment at 410 Winding Ridge Road about 5:30 a.m. that day.

Lawyer Jeffrey DeRoberts said one of the victims was SU basketball player Andy Rautins.

Hater in the house indeed... And give us three points for combining our first love (college basketball) with our second (college football) in one post. Go us.

John Wall to play college hoops up to 4 years!

In an interview with Brian Clifton (Mr. Wall's errand boy agent friend mooch guardian) he made the following statement about Wall's possible choice to play for the University of Miami...

"If you're going to be away from home for a year, or two years, or four, there are much worse places to be."

Really? REALLY?

For those who are late to the party, Wall is a ridiculously gifted high school senior that every college wants to get their paws on. And Mr. Clifton is saying that Wall might not be another one-and-done NBA thug? C'mon, we're not the fools you take us for. At least some of us.

(HT: The Dagger)

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... The haves and the have MORES

Yawn

A fairly accurate respresntation of us during the off season...

The SEC is smrt

Wow, what's next for the languishing Southeastern Conference? They already knew how bad they sucked on the court, now they know how bad they suck in the classroom too.

Men's basketball programs at Alabama and Auburn each fell below the NCAA mandated cut-off line in annual Academic Progress Rate scores released Wednesday.

Auburn was docked a scholarship for not reaching the NCAA's standard of 925 points out of a possible 1,000. Coach Jeff Lebo's Tigers scored an 899.

Auburn's AD gives the usual "unacceptable" line here. Which to us is kind of like saying it was "unacceptable" for your friend to have driven your new car off a cliff. *zing*

We think the proper response is what are you going to freakin' do about it (and we think the answer will be probably nothing).

P-I-G

President Barack Obama handed defending national champion UConn Lady Huskies their first defeat of the season.

Obama, a basketball player and a huge fan of the game, now takes teams outside to shoot hoops on the make-shift court he’s had constructed at his residence on Pennyslvania Avenue.

And home-court advantage, the all-conquering University of Connecticut women’s team discovered, means that Obama is tough to beat.

Your Wednesday Moment of Zen

March to Madness presents... Truth In Advertising

Hip hip hooray!

Not exactly basketball related but since it is the off season we can post off topic stuff. We just get a little ornery around these parts with what this country considers "fat". C'mon citizens, the Twiggy look went away once people realized that cocaine and crystal methamphetamine could actually harm you.